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garconluca:

claeswar:

someone accidentally dropped a camera out of a plane and it’s I think my favourite film now

What a world we live in

I love how halfway through the fall, the rotation of the camera syncs up with the framerate of the video.

a: whoa.

b: watch out if flashy things hurt you.

c: man pigs will eat ANYTHING.

d: whoa.

Reblogged from: undertheteacup; source: mmg62ui35gyu24

is the verb “to tan” really something i needed to know this early in my french study

pepper-soup replied to your post: caught myself whining, “whyyyy is it s…

jeeeeeezus this is crazy, over here, if the weather was 12 c people would freak out and complain a lot. which has and still happens

wait, you can’t possibly be saying that 12 c is hot? at 12 c (53.6 f) landlords here are legally required to turn the heat on

it would not be abnormal for me to be complaining about temperatures over 32 c (90 f) at this time of year

and i think i told you guys last year about the time a few years ago when i was forced to work outside at a construction site on a day where the heat index (not the actual temperature, thank god, but still the "felt air temperature" as they say) exceeded 50 c (122 f), i swear to god i am not shitting you this really happened. i’ve never been sweatier in my life. they didn’t even give us water, i was just lucky i’d brought my own. oh and i was in the employ of the federal government

caught myself whining, “whyyyy is it soooo hooot.” it’s 82. that’s how mild this summer has been, it’s turned me into a wuss

Tagged: #28 c

lesbiansinouterspace said: "Oh god the gays are coming," the citizens cried, "take shelter it's the apocalypse!" "No it's the gaypocalypse" other citizens yelled. The gays took over everything the end

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

Reblogged from: hardfemmejerryseinfeld; source: pretty-castiel

altonym replied to your post: so, who’s gonna die at the end of skin…

hahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha haaaa hahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha. I’m not telling

based on your maniacal laughter i may have to upgrade my prediction to “rocks fall, everyone dies”

mappedbird:

gaypocalypse:

"Remember, kids. Only gay men ever get portrayed in the media, the only transpeople are ftm, and if you do somehow miraculously see a lesbian, she’ll be masculine.”

literally what universe

what.

trans women are hyper visible and mocked? which I’m not saying is a good thing but that like, this is ridiculous to pretend that visibility = the sort of representation wanted

yeah, i mean i assumed they were talking about reasonably positive representation? but this is definitely true

Reblogged from: mappedbird; source: gaypocalypse

"Remember, kids. Only gay men ever get portrayed in the media, the only transpeople are ftm, and if you do somehow miraculously see a lesbian, she’ll be masculine.”

literally what universe