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i just started watching archer for the first time and it is impossible for me to take him seriously in any capacity with bob belcher’s voice coming out of him

it’s terrible when you’re trying to stay cautiously optimistic about an awesome thing that might happen to you, but you can’t shut off the part of your brain that’s aggressively fantasizing about what it’s gonna be like as if it’s a done deal

christinsblog:

@riley_elle FINALLY got to meet her soul sisters @charliereese and Rylee. 3 kids in skates and nobody fell! We LOVE this photo by @creativesoulphoto !!!

christinsblog:

@riley_elle FINALLY got to meet her soul sisters @charliereese and Rylee. 3 kids in skates and nobody fell! We LOVE this photo by @creativesoulphoto !!!

how can you literally put “five pocket” in the name of a pair of jeans and then have them be fake pockets, that’s a lie, you’re lying is what you’re doing

"[the microwave] corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it"

wow sounds like some real grade-a internet science

i’m stressed out because at the end of my interview on thursday the guy said he’d be sending me an email in the next day or two with next steps, and he made it sound like i’d made it to the next step of the process, but he still hasn’t emailed me and like ok it’s probably just that it’s a holiday weekend and he’d forgotten that or something, but then it was a sunday when he emailed to set up the interview so the weekend wasn’t stopping them before, and i’m paranoid that i’m being silently rejected and it’s making me sad

(once i made it through an interview and a timed writing exercise for a job and then just literally never heard from the contact again, he even ignored my email just looking for confirmation that i was rejected, people can be so fucking cold when they’re dangling opportunities in front of people and it sucks)

it’s been a little over three weeks since i broke my toe and it’s mostly painless now but it still hurts too much to walk for pleasure… *sigh* only three weeks until i can run again, hopefully