rgr-pop:

• put your makeup on the shelf for no man
• take your makeup off the shelf for no man
• leave the house for no man
• never leave the house for no man
• never leave the house because why would you leave the house that sounds awful
• when we used to [try to] play “No One Else,” I always sang “my girl’s got eyeballs” because it sounds so funny
• but, like, let’s be real about this. rivers cuomo really is bummed if/that you have eyeballs
• and if/that you can see with them
• regardless of whether they are in the front of your head or the back of your head
• “my girl’s got eyeballs and i’m still mad about it” - rivers cuomo
• possess sensory organs for no man
• possess an excess of sensory organs as an affront to masculinity
• or really it doesn’t matter because rivers cuomo is gonna be mad about your body parts
• blabber a lot
• actually yes just blabber a lot no matter what
• laugh at most everything
• never laugh for rivers cuomo
• do the exact opposite of anything that might ever make rivers cuomo happy
• WATCHHERWATCHHERWATCHHERWATCHHAA

I always used to take this song as ironic. It’s cute how optimistic I was at 14.