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emm-dash:

ambelle:

thepanduchessofshade:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

LMAO the shade of it all

OOP

Rudebox
(Listen Glenda was not a good witch at all. This bitch was cray. How you gonna encourage a child to steal shoes off a dead corpse, then recruit her to murder your only competition to rule over the land, then call yourself good? Those shoes belonged to the wicked witch because they were her sisters shoes. How are you gonna give away property that doesn’t belong to you and then sing a song celebrating the death of the person you stole said property from? And she only reveals that Dorothy could have gotten home without murdering anyone after she wipes out her sworn enemy for her. Girl bye.)

Glenda is a table.

Commentary is legit but I’m gonna be a pedant and ruin the image for everyone… Glinda says only bad witches are ugly, so if Dorothy were ugly, she could only be a bad witch and Glinda wouldn’t have to ask. So asking doesn’t suggest that Dorothy is ugly, but that she’s pretty or, at worst, that it’s unclear whether she’s pretty or ugly.

emm-dash:

ambelle:

thepanduchessofshade:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

LMAO the shade of it all

OOP

Rudebox

(Listen Glenda was not a good witch at all. This bitch was cray. How you gonna encourage a child to steal shoes off a dead corpse, then recruit her to murder your only competition to rule over the land, then call yourself good? Those shoes belonged to the wicked witch because they were her sisters shoes. How are you gonna give away property that doesn’t belong to you and then sing a song celebrating the death of the person you stole said property from? And she only reveals that Dorothy could have gotten home without murdering anyone after she wipes out her sworn enemy for her. Girl bye.)

Glenda is a table.

Commentary is legit but I’m gonna be a pedant and ruin the image for everyone… Glinda says only bad witches are ugly, so if Dorothy were ugly, she could only be a bad witch and Glinda wouldn’t have to ask. So asking doesn’t suggest that Dorothy is ugly, but that she’s pretty or, at worst, that it’s unclear whether she’s pretty or ugly.

Posted: Thursday 14th June at 4:17pm
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