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A personal blog. Sometimes I make GIFs.

haute-proportions:

fatfemmevintage:

fatandtheivy:

Fuck chub rub.
Fuck wearing shorts under dresses.  
Fuck worrying about whether someone can see that I’m wearing shorts under my dress.
Fuck bike shorts that are too short or too big.
Fuck trying to think about how to discreetly adjust ill fitting bike shorts while walking down the street.  
Fuck failed DIY concoctions slathered between my legs.
Fuck buying expensive products just to see if they’ll work.
Fuck stained dresses with anti-chub rub goo applied too liberally. 
Fuck not talking about chub rub because it’s shameful or impolite or inappropriate. 
Fuck femininity that puts women’s bodies on display while erasing the actual experiences of those bodies. 

I love talking about chub rub! Went to an outdoor theatre two day ago and had it really bad from wearing a skirt and hiking to the top of the hill to get to my seats. I was talking about it and so many people looked uncomfortable. Even should the boyfriend. I love shaking up the masses haha

I want to start a band called ‘LADY AND THE CHUB RUBS’.
And we would sing about being giant delicious ladies of love.

I was just mourning the fact that I can’t wear short shorts because of my chub rub. I would love to say fuck it and buy them anyway, but that doesn’t make it hurt any less. :/

haute-proportions:

fatfemmevintage:

fatandtheivy:

Fuck chub rub.

Fuck wearing shorts under dresses.  

Fuck worrying about whether someone can see that I’m wearing shorts under my dress.

Fuck bike shorts that are too short or too big.

Fuck trying to think about how to discreetly adjust ill fitting bike shorts while walking down the street.  

Fuck failed DIY concoctions slathered between my legs.

Fuck buying expensive products just to see if they’ll work.

Fuck stained dresses with anti-chub rub goo applied too liberally. 

Fuck not talking about chub rub because it’s shameful or impolite or inappropriate. 

Fuck femininity that puts women’s bodies on display while erasing the actual experiences of those bodies. 

I love talking about chub rub! Went to an outdoor theatre two day ago and had it really bad from wearing a skirt and hiking to the top of the hill to get to my seats. I was talking about it and so many people looked uncomfortable. Even should the boyfriend. I love shaking up the masses haha

I want to start a band called ‘LADY AND THE CHUB RUBS’.

And we would sing about being giant delicious ladies of love.

I was just mourning the fact that I can’t wear short shorts because of my chub rub. I would love to say fuck it and buy them anyway, but that doesn’t make it hurt any less. :/

Posted: Tuesday 17th July at 1:58pm
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