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While the himbo may raise women’s expectations of what men’s bodies can and should look like, his behavior lowers those same expectations for male sensitivity, kindness, and ambition. While his body invites lust, his crudity and shallowness serve as warnings about what will happen to women who act on their desires. It’s the updated version of the old slasher movie trope, in which the “slutty” girls are the first to die. In horror movies, pretty young women pay for their wanting with their lives. The himbo offers a subtler version of the same message: “You can fuck me if you want, but don’t be surprised if I then treat you like the asshole that I am. You’ll have only yourself to blame.”
Omg, Hugo Schwyzer needs to stay away from my precious himbo mermaid or I will fly across the room and kill him.
Because how fucking dare a boring, professional mansplainer ike Hugo Schwyzer call someone with 10 Olympic medals “lazy”. Lochte may be a pretty boy idiot, but Hugo will never ever be as good at anything in his life as Ryan Lochte is at swimming.
And, y’know, to my knowledge Ryan Lochte has never tried to murder a woman, so he’s already treating the women he fucks better than Hugo Schwyzer does